Debunking The TRUTHS of Nightlife

Broke Club Girls


ATTENTION Promoters, Event coordinators, VIPS , Socialites , Myspacers. Last week I was forwarded a message about club chicks titled the 31 Flavors of Nitelife: Are you a Broke Club Chicken? I was very appalled at the scenarios of what determines a "broke" club chick. I actually think it was a manifesto of HATERISM. Not because it offended me because I know who I am but because it classified every party girl who frequents the urban scene as broke.

Broke adj. Informal Bankrupt. Lack of Funds.

Now I am going to provide the REAL Blueprint for all and debunk these so called TRUTHS.

Now I agree that the URBAN party scene in NYC is at a all time low but there are more factors to which to take heed.

NYC Broke club chicks or Party Girls better referred to as CLUB GIRL or Urban Sociaite?

1. Socialites know it is tacky to expect just because you know a promoter you should automatically get COMP'D at the door esp if you weren't personally invited to attend by which I mean you are actually FRIENDS other than on Myspace. If the event is poppin they don't mind paying a cover to get in but if they happen to get there early it is definitely not because the FREE B4 but because they want to make the most of their nite in regards to networking and having a good time.

2. A True SOCIALITE will not sit at just anyone's table just because they are bottle poppers they have to be invited or know the person who is offering the liquor most likely the person is poppin bottles for a special occasion. Most times guys stress you rockin with them all nite just because they shared their liquor and who wants to be obliged to a stranger? Club girls at the end of the nite don't mind buying their OWN drink or even paying for their homegirl's too. But how can you network if you are impaired or enjoy yourself if you can't remember what you did the nite before.

3. Broke club chicks will wait in front of the cashier booth for 15-60 minutes until a promoter they recognize can give them clearance to get in for free. A Socialite will be recognized by staff and COMP'D automatically without a second glance.

4. If you have ONLY $40 in your bank account you shouldn't be at a club. A Club Girl will have enough cash for her cab, coat check, and other essentials and then have $100 extra for her "FUCK YOU" money in case her friends or significant other acts up at the end of the nite.

5. Broke club chicks will approach a promoter they never spoke to before but will make nice & friendly cause the promoter is producing a can't miss event now and they need to get in for free But Socialites will network to for future business ventures to make money.

6. A Club Girl's myspace public photo galleries only consist of party websites flicks because Myspace is for entertainment ONLY. Her private pics are meant for friends only or they keep their private life off of Myspace altogether.

7. Broke club chicks will jump off the line once the doorman says the "Guest list is closed" ladies. The admission is now $20. (They scatter faster than roaches in the light) I say true to that . . . But I never missed a party . . .

8. Club girls AND Socialites hook up with their friends at the local eatery after the club for part 2 of a good times. The best way to bond is over food at your favorite after hours spot.

9. HATE ALERT!!!! Broke club chicks will have a fucked up nasty hair style but will tell you its Afrocentric or NEO-style. (this one is unbelievably untrue . . . Hater!!!) A TRUE club girl has her own personal style and looks good regardless of the eccentricity.

10. Broke club chicks are still trying to snag athletes, entertainers , ballers, Top DJ's even after they sleep with them and then wonder why I am still alone and why is he not calling me back? (your not an investment broke club chick). If you give up the ass for nothing, what do you think you should expect back? NOTHING. A Socialite has to turn down a high frequency of the men including athletes, promoters and other socialites in the clubs because they are recognize as one of the last of the dying breeds of GOOD women.

P.S. ladies stop sleeping with security guards to get in the club for free also. (This was funnny hahaha)

11. Broke club chicks will hound, hassle & haggle down a promoter for a discount party ticket or a drink ticket which is just tacky. A club girl has her OWN $$$

12. Broke club chicks only voyage on the water is any boat ride party on the "Queen of Hearts". or the Staten Island ferry. LMFAO

13. Broke club chicks favorite color is black (black tights, black boots/pumps and a black top) cost overall is $15 and can be repeated a 1,000 times. A True club girl will be able to re-invent an outfit but RARELY repeats

14. HATE ALERT!!! Broke club chicks constantly hate on chicks who don't live in the club like they do and who makes more money then them. Club Girls look beyond the horizon for lucrative opportunities in and out of nitelife and appreciate people who posses the same ambitions.

15. Broke chicks PERIOD can tell you every single detail about any dude that spends money crazy in the club or has a hot whip. They know where he lives, who's his baby mama, social security # , when he gets paid and how to get his attention.

16. It is ALWAYS good to make friends in the club as well as EVERYWHERE who share the same ambition and drive as you. United we can accomplish a lot. "You are the company you keep"

17. Broke chicks always counts someone else's money and can live with they're parents until a man scoops them up. (this means never) A club girl as well as any functioning women should be able to balance her life as well as have her situation in order not allowing nitelife or any other form of recreation to provide as a deterrence. Everyone needs a LIFE check but don't blame it on the clubs.

18. Broke club chicks will take the train to a party and pray someone can give them a lift back home cause all they have is a metro card. A club girl will take whatever is convenience but most likey will pay for a cab to get to the club so she has enough time to BEAUTIFY.

19. HATE ALERT!!! Broke club chicks would say they are a model to get certain perks. (absolutely no urban model has any real money) No chick in the club has Naomi or Tyra money and real models don't hang in PLUMM. Celebrity and $$ are two different things. Give credit when credit is due . . .

20. Broke club chicks have the slowest motion when taking what little money they have out of there wallet. Lmao . . . A true club girl will pay for EVERYTHING just to avoid delay . . .

21. Broke club chicks at the end of the day can't offer anything to good guys but sex and drama. (fellas it is impossible to wife a chick from the club. The percentage is a 15% success rate) if she is in the club 2-3 times a week then she is not for you and the club is all she knows. Club Girls can range from regular party girls who enjoy a good time to socialites and networking bees. When engaging in any relationship you should have your guard up but don't discriminate.

22. Broke club chicks set they're calendar around club events. They title the parties "The Main event" of my life because they can't afford to club often.

23. Broke club chicks will ask a guy to buy a drink and then get mad at the guy because he didn't offer to give her cab fare and drinks for her girls. (can you believe that? Ignorant broads smh).

24. HATE ALERT!!! Broke club chicks use the sidekick/blackberry only to text each other about parties and plotting on the next dude to help they're broke ass out. (texts are never about making any money or anything uplifting/important) Blackberry, Sks, and other smart phones/MDA/PDA devices are used to conduct business and we all have them. EVERYONE knows that!!!

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