Dear Nightlife

This is why I HATE You.


Have you ever went to the club and find yourself bored . . . or even worst falling asleep? Do reminisce about how the Urban Scene USED to be?

I am going to give you the TOP 5 things that irk me in Urban Nightlife

Enjoy!


BOTTLE SERVICE
Money has officially trumped above everything else. Who cares if you are wearing a fitted, white tee and sneakers when the dress code STRICTLY says No Sneakers, Hats, or Durags. Or about the other 100 people that are dressed properly and were already waiting in line for an hour or more. You got to skip the line because you just popped a bottle at $300 to $1000 or more so you and your scruffy hood rich friends could party.


YOUR BOYS AND THEM
Ok, so you passed phase one. Now you're in the club and get your bottle so what's the issue with that? You and 20 of your friends are sharing the SAME bottle.


BOOTY SHOTS
Or any other LEWD poses . . . Nothing is wrong with showing you have the curves but certain poses are unacceptable and it makes you appear like you are desperately seeking attention. Keep it sexy NOT SLUTTY. Every time you show your ass, breasts, panties, cootie or make any other sexually risque and suggestive pose it displays lack of class. We are LADIES so act like one.


FASHION SENSE
Nothing is wrong with being edgy or creative when it comes to fashion or even wearing something to purposely turn heads and get noticed. I want to be noticed too but THIS IS NOT FASHION FORWARD. What I hate MOST is seeing women in the club looking like a clown. The sad thing is they think the outfit they spent so much time putting together is POPPING and that's why EVERYONE wants to take their picture. While you are POSING for your Fashion photo opt we are laughing quietly on the inside. Feathers, boas, tutus, spandex, lace and bright colors that encompass any of the above mentioned is a MAJOR NO NO.


SWAG
Now you look at this PUZZLED and ask yourself what's wrong with THIS picture. I mean the guy looks like he is having fun. He has a drink in his hand. He is handsome. He is wearing a suit and looks nice in it . . . so what is wrong? The fact that he is an endangered species. Taking pride in your appearance is very important. Men need to step their swag up because collared shirts and Lacoste polos with Pradas just don't cut it no more.