Are YOU a Fiend?

If you are a THIRSTY Dude in the club THIS is for YOU

Written by Lamborgini City (LamborginiCity) on Twitter


1. A Broke/fiend/hungry dude in a club will always have an empty cup with nothing but ice and bottom water. He will proceed to hold that same cup for the entire night while sipping on what WAS hennessy.

2. A broke/fiend/hungry dude in a club will attempt to steal a dance from other men. like a vulture in the sky... Why?...there is usually a good amount of women in a club.Seriously.....I seen a situation where a guy was dubbing on a female and he turned around for one sec. and then some other guy attempts to dance with the same girl. Problem was that it was the guys wife and he pushed and stepped on his foot to get a dance with her. damn....

3. A broke/fiend/hungry dude in a club will pull a girl by the arm as if she stole something just to get her attention. ***** give me my money!!!.....lol

4. A broke/fiend/hungry dude in a club will in true fiend form attempt to steal an unattented bottle at a V.I.P table.....

5. A broke/fiend/hungry dude in a club will attempt to talk to girl, get regected, then pretend that he's busy texting someone on his phone...Rightttttttt...cause your important huh?...cause you get all the girls right?

6. A broke/fiend/hungry dude in a club will try to talk to anything in a club....anything...he uses the law of numbers.....If I talk to 300 girls, I will at least "bag" one.....

7. A broke/fiend/hungry dude in a club will SCREAM IN A CHICKS EARS ATTEMPTING TO FORM A SERIOUS CONVO IN A CLUB......(YEAH SO WHAT NATIONALITY ARE YOU FROM MA?..I WANNA GET TO KNOW YOU BETTERRRR....*BREATH REEKING OF ACHOHOL OF COURSE*.hahaa..lames)

8. A broke/fiend/hungry dude will park 20 blocks away from the club because he simply can't afford the parking lot.

9. A broke/fiend/hungry dude in a club will get drunk or buzzed prior to entering a club. This saves him money @ the bar.(no tips)

10. A broke/fiend/hungry dude will stare at a female for the entire night and not say anything simply because he knows that he is a A broke/fiend/hungry dude.

11. A broke/fiend/hungry dude will usually get played by the doorman, bouncers and promoters. "You need chicks with you to get in man sorry"

12. broke/fiend/hungry dude will celebrate with his boys then "borrow" a bottle he didn't purchase and beg the photographer to take pictures of him....

13. You will see A broke/fiend/hungry dude in a club with 20 of his friends feeding of off one bottle.

14. A broke/fiend/hungry dude will sit in the back of his man's ride headed to the club with no bottle money, drink money or gas money......

15. A broke/fiend/hungry dude's favorite club is 40/40 because he doesn't have to pay to get it....The end

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