"A nigga love to eat on the table not on the sheets I aint licking no pussy I'm a 1/2 way freak" ~Troy Ave
“I normally don’t marry you if the sex isn’t good. That’s been the problem, I sleep with you on the first date, you say “Marry Me” and I said yes.” –Stacey Dash
"Its All Fun and Games, Until the Pink Monkey Comes Out"
The Creed I LIVE by
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
"Bitches are like crabs in a bucket/ You see a bad bitch getting shine you should love it/ 'cause every time a door open for me that means you/ Just got a better opportunity to do you" ~Nicki Minaj
"Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given.Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful." -John Wooden
"If someone calls you a name and it hurts you, you have been given the gift of getting over your ego belief in that name. The ONLY power of the insult exists in your belief in it. Your reaction to what you are called speaks volumes as to your beliefs."-Katie Rost
"A friend cannot be considered a friend until he is tested on three occasions—- in time of need; behind your back; and after your death."-Ali radi Allah anhu
"Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep."
-Dr. Samuel Johnson
Pinky Addicts
Pink Monkey QUOTES
"If I cannot be #1 in your life, I will accept being 2nd to your God, 3rd to your family, 4th to your money, BUT I will NOT sit aside and be humbly 5th to the next Bitch."
"Men fail to realize that although a woman's perspective can be skewed with flowery talk and rose colored lenses, it also tends to be quite accurate because our observation is never off nor our female intuition."
"Hate is only a form love that hasn’t found a way to express itself logically"
“Now I can let these dream killers kill my self esteem-or use my arrogance as steam to power my dreams!!!”“He who does not feel me is not real to me, therefore he does not exist. So, poof... vamoose, son of a bitch.”
LOL!!!!! This was tooooo hilarious!!!! He is a hot damn mess!!!lol Thaks for my laugh of the week!!!!!
ReplyDeleteROFL! THIS IS TOO FUNNY. FOR THE RECORD, ALL JERSEY PEOPLE AREN'T DISTURBED LIKE HIM. THANKS, I NEEDED THAT!
ReplyDeletehe needs 2 hop off beyonce's balls and go sit the fuck down. pls!!!!!
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