FAILED

Lately there's a new trend, well style of dress that has become popular. A sheer black lace turtle neck dress and I think it is hideous. I just don't like it, but apparently they do because they bought it.



Two women were spotted wearing the same dress this weekend. Whatever happened to ORIGINALITY? Once a dress hits the market why does everyone buy the same dress?



This particular woman did it for me, shimmery SANDALS and a PURPLE purse? Its STILL winter!!! I am not even going to address the fact her shoes and purse do not coincide. This chick didn't even TRY to do it right . . . She FAILED!!!

Definition of SWAG: The Pink Monkey Movement

Do YOU have SWAG?

swag n. a persons appearance, style, or the way he or she carries them selves.


They are tons of people who claim it but who really has Swag. Who determines what constitutes as a decent form of swagger? What doesn't?

You do and those who surround you.

Swag is about being unique and paving your own way through life and the situations that it presents. People recognize your presence when you enter the room. When you are perceived by others they address your poise, attitude, charisma, style and outer appearance.

Some people say you can see a person's swagger in the way they walk whether its a female's sashay or the pep in a man's step. The most important thing about Swag is taking something and making it your own however execution is pertinent because anyone can copy something or someone but if no one can do it like you that's GOLDEN.

Key words are being a Leader or Innovator and possessing Confidence is the utmost key to real Swag.

My take is not everyone has it but it is something attainable with which you too can master.


Pink Monkey is ALL about promoting finding one's own Swag.

For a reminder to those, here are the 10 Key Principles to the Pink Monkey Movement


* Confidence as well as aggression executed delicately with charm.

* Captivating attention of the masses encouraging curiosity.

* Expression through creativity, passion and playfulness.

* Promoting awareness.

* Support for humanity and the problem solving of crucial community issues.

* Taking pride in self (WOMAN).

* Having an opinion and fearlessly sharing personal views.

* Valuing honesty as well as striving to live up to the highest degree of responsibility and conduct.

* Using mistakes to transcend towards perfection as well as knowing when to change routes.

* Learning to be crafty when all else fails.

To read past blogs about the Pink Monkey Mvmt click here

WTF in the Club of the Day

Club Etiquette






Tip #1: It is NOT lady-like to show your ass in the club



Tip #2: Cheap thongs may cause vaginal irritation (Peep the white schmutz)

V-Day Blues . . .

Ok its pretty depressing around this time of year because Valentine's Day is coming up and for most it is reminding us that "the glass is half empty"

Although you planned the entire year around going out, dating and meeting new people you still failed at snagging an appealing Beau to celebrate this romantic holiday

Or Maybe like the Recession, your partner had DOWN-SIZED their need for a significant other to cut potential loses and like your job you were laid off. Sucks for you.

My advice is treat this holiday like a regular day. Your time will soon come. I don't need a holiday to do something romantically special, February is too cold I'd rather have a V-day in June.

For others who are more inhibited, GO OUT! Party, there are tons of events where you can mingle with other singles. You might be late this year for having a perfect romantic evening but get an early start for next year.


*Recommended Single Friendly Events



*Friday February 13 at Fashion 40 202 W 40th st between 7th & 8th

Special Giveaways:

Singles Free til 12am
Free Godiva Chocolate
Gift Card to Bloomies & Sephora
Spa Gift Certificates to All Single Females
NUVO OPEN BAR FOR ONE HOUR 10:30-11:30

*Sunday February 15 at The OH Lounge 458 west 145th street

Find the key to HIS heart at Love Lock Down with 50 ELIGIBLE and SINGLE Men and Women in a special speed dating event starting at 8pm so get there EARLY to participate

RSVP: info@graeenterprises.com

For more info listen to the E-Invite http://b.static.ak.fbcdn.net/swf/mvp.swf?8%3A143158=&v=52518711926&ev=0

Winter Wonderand '09 Fuckery Pt 2: The Pool Party

What's Wrong With This Pic?


Look Very CLOSE . . . SHE DIDN'T SHAVE HER COOTIE!!!




Now in my past postings I talk about style and dressing to compliment ourselves by showing examples of Club Fuckery but do I have to mention hygiene too?

I'm going to say this once, hopefully I won't come another blasted photo

When wearing a bathing suit NO ONE wants to see the taco meat that escapes from your bikini bottom. If you don't like shaving because most of us especially those with coarse hair are prone to shaving bumps but also wince at the idea of waxing then use a depilatory (hair removal) cream like Nair or Veet. It works wonders.


*BONUS*

Smell Test Attempt?



THIS IS JUST NASTY!!!

Shoegasm

Style Watch

With Fashion Week commencing at the end of this week I just thought I would inform you on whats HOT for this season in regards to shoes . . .

One of the things women brag most is about having a impeccable shoe game repertoire and they use the club as a way to display their extensive collection (well I know I do)



Gladiators are becoming the next IT . . . I mean last year we were introduced to the Givenchy Gladiator strap up sandals that was featured in Cassie's video "Official Girl" with which I am STILL madly in love.

wwww.bakersshoes.com

wwww.ninewest.com

Fendi Caged Bootie at www.neimanmarcus.com



Well now you have these variants of an ankle sandal in black and brown tones.

wwww.bakersshoes.com

Christian Louboutin Mirrored Peep Toe Platform at www.neimanmarcus.com

Another popular trend that I adore mostly because of my flare for vintage fashion are PLATFORMS . . . This season you are seeing these type of shoes in light or earthy colors such as tans, browns, and pretty variations of corals and other bright colors.


Its best to keep up with the trends and put our best FOOT forward especially in Nightlife so go and update your closet today

To stay in touch with high end shoe fashion visit http://www.thegoodytooshoes.com

Ski Trip Fuckery: The Highlights of Winter Wonderland 09 Pajama Party

The Pajama Masquerade party really gave meaning to the coined term "Skeet Trip"

You had Girl on Girl Action or HOLA (HOt Lesbian Action)

The EXPECTED Girl on Guy Freaky in the Bed Action

And Then the Females who have no business posing for Booty Shots looking a hot ass mess. Where's her torso? UGH

No wonder why dude is SMHing.

First Ike and Tina then Nicole Brown and Oj Now Chris Brown and Rihanna?

Everybody Hates Chris?

Boy, it sucks to be him. Apparently Chris Brown and Rihanna had to cancel their Grammy appearances Sunday because they had gotten into an altercation after attending a pre-Grammy event.

According to Fox News sources and a Los Angeles Police Department report, at about 12:30 a.m. Sunday, Brown and a woman identified as his long time celebrity girlfriend Rihanna got into an argument in a rented Lamborghini after the pair left the pre-Grammy gala at the Beverly Hilton. Brown stopped the car in upscale Los Angeles neighborhood Hancock Park, the two got out, and the argument escalated.

What he thought he could keep Ri Ri in check? Well he was sadly mistaken.

By the time police were called, Brown fleed the scene only to later turn himself into the authorities who was investigating him on criminal threat felony charges. It was suggested that he punched Rihanna and she suffered multiple bruises. It was reported she was treated at Cedar Sinai Hospital. Brown turned himself in to authorities as the Grammy Awards were being broadcast and was briefly held before posting $50,000 bail Sunday night, jail records showed.

*Blank Stare* What makes men think they can assert their authority in a relationship by physically abusing their woman?

50 cent Helps Throw Rick Ross Under Tha BUS

Rick Ross baby's mom sold him out for a fur coat and some shopping on 5th Ave.

Wow! Is everybody trying to take the Karrine Steffans route?

What a Game!

The STEELERS Won!

Steelers vs Cardinals 27 to 23

The last few minutes of the game was the longest 2 minutes I had to watch. With numerous penalties and unnecessary "roughness" on the Steelers part just seconds away I wasn't sure if they could pull it off but they got their self together and Holmes caught that amazing 73 yard pass becoming MVP and making his team the only franchise to win 6 Superbowl Championships. Not to mention he also made Mike Tomlin, who recently replaced iconic coach Bill Cowher, the youngest coach to guide a winning team. He is the third coach for the team in 40 years and Dan Rooney took a big chance on him because of his limited experience.


Here are the highlights of last night game. Relive sports history.

Happy Birthday Aston

If You Missed It Then It Sucks To Be YOU




A successful Birthday SHUTDOWN two years in a row.

What a great start of the year as Urban Socialites gathered to celebrate the beloved 7days photographer for an All Black affair at the loft Level X located 31st between 9th and 10th avenue.


2008 Birthday Celebration at Mars 2112 Hosted by the Hush Hunnies