The Adventures of Pink Monkey: WTF . . .

Wise Words

"Bitches are like crabs in a bucket/ You see a bad bitch getting shine you should love it/ 'cause every time a door open for me that means you/ Just got a better opportunity to do you" ~Nicki Minaj

"Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful." -John Wooden

"If someone calls you a name and it hurts you, you have been given the gift of getting over your ego belief in that name. The ONLY power of the insult exists in your belief in it. Your reaction to what you are called speaks volumes as to your beliefs." -Katie Rost

"A friend cannot be considered a friend until he is tested on three occasions—- in time of need; behind your back; and after your death." -Ali radi Allah anhu

"Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep."

-Dr. Samuel Johnson